Long az da Krick dont rise...

Originally posted for Cataholic...
...and we WILL be there at the Bark Park, teeth or no teeth!!
Rumur haz it
da Statez Kat Herd haz May 25 cirkuld onna kallunder,
an wuz startin to pack a bag fur Mr Binx!

Dad sez we gotta find sum *soft, eezie-chew treetz*
to pack inna treet bag that day.
We suggested stoppin atta Wendy's onna way -
sum plane burger patties otta hit hiz spot jest rite!