Handsome hunk of a cat - Belang, I love your big paws, and those fingers, I would kiss each and one of them (if i were in Singapoure now)
You look very well on the red sofa, it suits you perfectly
Have a happy and healthy life and do not mind about your human bragging about you - let her have it, she must feel she has a treasure, which is right, and she has to, at least, share the pictures of that treasure with everyone