Dis is Panther..

I's only had one baf an it wuz cos I got sprayed by a skunk. I sur did stink! But I didn't care, I's stillz didn't wantz a baf. I scratched an bit my meowmee an I's got wader everywheres!
Meowmee called me a "bad kittie".

But I's never gots a baf agin.