SmokeMutt dun that to Dad - jest aftur we dopted da lil Mutt...

Wade a minnit! It wuz a axkadent...
an yur fault, ennieway, Cinnerz!

SHE dint come back frum a late-nite outtie...
Dad wuz stickin hiz hed out da frunt door - hollerin fur her.

Wuz my furst winter; an he wuzint wearin much (reddy fur BigBed tyme - only had on dem lil white shortie pantz anna T-shurt, an NO slippurz! Dad cided to zip out onna porch an holler round da cornur uvva howze...

Left da door open jist a crack...
Well, I thunk dey wuz leevin me
Tried to foller Dad out da door...
*SLAM* **click** "Uhhhhh-Oooooh!" (NUTZ!)


Dad didda Bunch a door-knobby rattlin...
Then sedda hole lotta wurdz ("nutz" wazint wunna them!)

Next ting I see iz boff uv em *rompin thru da SNOW* inna drive - an Dad startz crawlin INSIDE da ole GuardHowze where Arrow (RB ) uzed ta live durrin the dayz...

Herd da *mergency key* rattlin inna basement door... den a bIg **SLAM**

Dad wuz NOT *smilin* when dey came up thru da basement! Had da purdiest pair a *blue* footzies I ebber saw, tho...
Lotta cobby-webz inna hare, too!

He spent a Loooong tyme inna fallin waddur klozet - lotta steem inna klozet! An Wow! Did he *pout* aftur he jumped inna BigBed...

/s/ SmokeMutt