Hewo Patches. Itz meee, Peanut. Iz no zakle howz uz felt be-en trapt bi dat durn door. Dis iz a piktur of meee wen my mean mommie gaved meee a baf.


Iz waz tryn an tryn tu get out dat door, but dat mean mommie kep holdn it shutz. But she wuz extree nicies tu mee aftwurds, soz Iz cudnt stay mad eddur.

Did the baf get ridz of da fwakies?