I have a story!
Ok, there was this wierd guy that lived outside the trailer park where I used to live, and he actually tried to steal dogs! Seriously! I know this one chick who was walking her roomate's dog, an irish setter named Jake, and the guy goes, "Is that your dog?" She said no, because it was her roomates dog, but before she could explain he told her that that was his dog, and tried to convince her!
Whenever I went by with Leather, he would always ask me, "It runs fast?" I would reply, "Why yes, she's a VERY fast dog." (heh heh, lying, she's too fat to be that fast ) And then one day, this crazy guy tells me that Leather is his dog! Like, what the heck, you've seen me before, this is my dog!! He tried to get closer to me, and I didn't want to be rude, or seem scared, so I stood my ground. The guy got up to me and reached out, and by now I was really nervous. Leather started growling at him (Ah, my wonderful baby!) And the man pulled back. Suddenly he came on full swing! I didn't know where he was aiming, if he wanted to grab me, or Leather, but Leather lashed out and attacked! She has really big teeth, so it must have hurt mwahaha. Then the guy's dog attacked Leather, they got in a big fight, I tried to pull Leather away, but she's super strong so I let go of the leash and ran away, calling her (Heehee dogs are so gullible when you run away, they always follow )
And that's my story! *takes deep breath* phew, that was long. I doubt anyone will read it lol.