Oooh Oooh Oooh, here's what ya do to git on da bed.

U jump on da bed and giv a hed but to yer meowmie. Do dis alot. It will make her smel lik u. Den, turn around and put yer but in her face. back up. Den settle in. If Olivia givs u truble, just sit der wif yer cwaws redy.

Yer fwiend,
Rocky da cat.