LMAO! This is all so funny to read! Let me see if I can think of anything...

Okay, Pandora would be dressed in the most expensive purple evening gown that exists and she would sound like Gweneth Paltrow.

Panther would be in a very stylish suit and tie and would sound like Sean Connery

Natasha would be dressed in a pink sweater and jeans and sound like Reese Witherspoon.

Wolverine would be wearing a bussiness suit and sound like Al Pachino

Badger would be wearing Leather pants with a jacket to match and he would sound like Vin Diesel

Rogue would wear a little black dress and sound like Jennifer Lopez

Xaiver would be wearing a pair of jeans and a t-shirt and sound like Gilbert Godfrey

That's all I think of for now.