GW Bush is in contract negotiation with a major movie studio
to revive the "On the Road" series of motion pictures made famous by Bob Hope and Bing Crosby.

The new OTR offering will be titled, 'On the Road to Baghdad'.

Bush is slated to star in one of the lead roles, Dick Cheney and Don Rumsfeldt have been tapped to be cast in the remaining slot.

Bush acknowledged some contact with the studio.

"Geez, a year ago people were screaming that I stole the election and were bad mouthing my foreign policies-well, I have my finger on the button and you all better behave yourselves!"

Cheney and Rumsfeldt were more open about the possibility of
their being cast in the production.

Rumsfeldt was more open, "I kick butt now, just think, I'll be a star!"

Cheney was just as optimistic. "I can work it in to my schedule".

There was also talk of Tony Blair taking on a special guest appearance. "I'll have to talk to Cherie about this!!!!!" was his only comment.

The British and United States military will play a key role in the production.

"HOORAH" was the only comment provided by the Joint Chiefs of Staff. The Brits were reserved with their involvement, "Advance Brittania!!!!" was their answer

The military has begun filming the ending of the first OTR offering
in Iraq as negotiations move forward.

Because of talk that Bush is trying to 'take over the world' by critics of his presidency he stated he feels the need to go forward with the talks.

"I only have 4 years to do this, the people will elect me to another 4, I mean, look how fast we kicked Osama's rear.
We'll have Saddam reeled in soon.......How many countries are there?????"

OTR is scheduled for a Fall 2003 release.