My dear Edwina,
My daddy has said that I am not worthy of you or any other lady until I learn to behave myself a bit better. Mama found an alternative though, that Daddy couldn't fuss about, and she promised to let me see your picture whenever I want to.
I promise, I am trying to learn to behave, but for some reason, I still stick out my claws and fangs on occasion, but never at girl kitties.
Please try to wait for me. I think you are especially fetching with those bunny ears. There was never a more beautiful bunny.
Love,
Butter