About to marry a 25 yr. old, an 85 yr. old man went
to a marriage counselor and asked how he might keep his
prospective bride happy. The counselor advised:
"I think you should take in a youthful Boarder."

Months later, the old gent returned to the counselor
and reported that his new bride was pregnant.
"I see you took my advice," said the counselor, chuckling.
"Yep," said the old man, "and she's pregnant, too."