Miss Barbara,

I do believe the essence of a true fashion maven is the ability to turn the ridiculous into the sublime with the flick of one dainty wrist, or paw. In this way, Edwina has turned the rather pedestrian affair of wearing children's bunny ears into haute couture. I expect a major sweep (or hop?) on the runways. I will keep you informed.

Forever Edwina's fashion slave,

Miss Sole