Wow! I'm so impressed that there are others out there that know of Heywood Banks (aka guest of Bob and Tom) and "Toast"!!! Well, Heywood is from Michigan, after all. Howell, MI!
"Well I get up in the morning about 6am, have a little jelly, have a little jam. Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot...push down the lever and the wires get hot...you get....TOAST!!!!"

Definitely do a search on Heywood Banks if you have Napster. All his stuff is so amusing!