OOOOHHH I have a good one.

We had just gotten new carpeting... I mean BRAND NEW. Dad was like, "No shoes on the carpet and no eating in here." And I swear almost a week later, the dog was home alone, age 2 at the time I think, and she CHEWED UP THE CARPET! She managed to snag it, and then pulled to her little hearts content. She managed to unweave about 2 feet of the carpet. BOY was dad MAD!! I seriously thought he was gonna give her away.
~ILMAG