Oh, Stella I once knew another grey tabby who was just as much fun as you seem to be. Her name was Squeekers and she was so intelligent.

Your human made me laugh out loud. Stella, you have done such a great job in training your human and educating her that cats are supreme!

Does she leave you messages on the answering machine too?
I have been known to do that! After all, you are family and it is important to keep in touch!