LOL LOL ROTFL

I totally know what you mean. Be careful, and put that coffee down, before I tell you this next funny, because the coffee may be too hot and you might burn yourself if you slosh it in your lap

I remember when I was in jr. high, my friend and I laughed and laughed about this warning label that was on her crimping iron (remember those??!! )
It said:
"Do not use while sleeping"...

Ok....WHAT???!!
To this day, I still laugh about that...and think how sad it is that companies must now put such labels on things to cover their butt should someone dumb get ahold of their products...
LOL LOL