Rachelle did bring me a bag of Fritos - it took me three days to pluck up the courage to open them! I kept thinking, "If these smell like the dog and I put one in my mouth I'm losing my lunch!!"

I finally opened them...and ate them. I must admit that they were totally yummy - thanks Rach!

OK, OK ....and....they did smell a bit like the parts of the dog that are closer to the ground - BUT, and I must make this clear, I DID NOT smell his feet! I was just lying on the floor when he walked past me and I happened to be breathing in at the time.

So, although I agree with you all about the smell I DID NOT, NOT, smell Paddy's feet and remain sane enough to say I never will (Oh, I hope none of my family ever read this! They have been looking for a reason to disown me for years and this total madness would do it for them!).