Dear Dudley,

Although I am a dog I cannot help but admire you! Such lovely long legs and torso!

I want to tell you that I too have a purple harness. My cousin Edwina makes fun of me for it all the time. Calls me sissy boy and worse things! I am glad to see another fella in a purple harness. It is a regal color don't you think? It looks very, very nice on you.

Yours in violet....

Gavin