YES! Be a florist! You look like a Pansy with Long Ears!

"Who are you callin' a pansy?"



Piper, you're runnin' out of options. Shoe-salesman?

"Feet kinda stink and this shoe has dog slobber all over it -ew!"



Well, how about a lawn ornament?

"Kiss my bunns!"




"I think I'll just stick to being pampered!"

"My parsley please. *ThUmP*