HA HA HA!!!!
Carrie, you are too funny!! You usually tend to give the "serious", responsible answers. I just loved the "stomach on legs" reply!!!
My Lilly LOVES to eat!! She just stares at you when she sees food. I am very careful, and so far she hasn't stolen anything off of the counter, but I did have to take the cat food feeder out of the bathroom because she would sneak in and empty the whole thing in one trip!! It would hold almost a whole bag of Kitten Chow!! Now Mimi gets fed on the counter top. She knows her spot and never goes further.
I just love all of your responses, especially the one in another section where the dog took the salmon filet out of the refrigerator!