My three year old son and I were passing by a McDonald's one day
and he started begging me to get some "fench fies, pweeeez".
I didn't have any money on me and I told him "No, Mommy is broke"
He didn't complain he just accepted my answer.

A few days later we were driving past a McDonald's once again. He
was not having a happy day because we were stuck running errands
all day. So I offered, "Ryan do you want to get some french
fries?" And he perked up and smiled and said, "Why Mommy, are
you fixed?"