Dearest JoJo, your story is a charming one. I am cheered to hear that you are a sociable, loving fellow, despite your elegant, slightly intimidating appearance. In fact, if I walked unsuspecting into a room where you were on the mantelpiece, I think I'd be somewhat alarmed. You do a great gargoyle. Here's to you, sleek JoJo! Health, happiness and a long life to you!