Very good, here's another one (apologies to all you chaps out there, but...).

10 REASONS WHY A DOG IS BETTER THAN A MAN

1. Dogs don't have a problem expressing affection in public.

2. Dogs know the meaning of no.

3. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

4. Dogs don't mind if you drive.

5. Dogs don't keep stamping on the imaginary brake.

6. Dogs don't feel threatened if you earn more than they do.

7. Dogs admit when they are lost.

8. You can house train a dog.

9. Dogs don't bitch about your friends.

10. Dogs are dogs and men are only, well, men.