Originally posted by RogueFerret
Dearezt Frisco and Icarus...

Az another small anizmal like yourzelfs, I can simpathize with your problem. I too, have been bathed merclessly my entire 2 yearz of life with my mom. I have only on thig to tell youz 2.... GET DIRTY AGAIN!! Find a stinky shoe or smelly sock to roll around in! Us small anizmals must make our humanz seez reason! That'z why I have started a movement I call 'Small Kreatures Against Baths' or SKAB for short. Maybez if we all get together and get az smelly az we can, our moms and dads will give up and stop bathing us! Oh no! Here comes mom! I have to go beforez she realizes I can type!
ZenZerly,

Wolverine the Ferret.
Ahha! thatz da most wonderfullest plan i ever did hear! she will have to give up for thure! mwahahaha!!!! we thould be da evilest small aneemals in da worild!!! maybe we could take it over...lets start with defeating all members of da feline race!!! mwahaha *fiddles with whisker*
-FrIsCo and IcArUs