Sadie,
You sound like one very NAWTEEKAT to me! Course, that is my favorite kind of cat. I think you are just beautiful, even with that silly party hat on your little head. I have this special place for black kittys, and you would fit in just beautifully. I hope you and your meowmie rethink the outside thing a bit. I would be very sad if anything happened to you. Enjoy your day as our very best NAWTEEKAT COTD!!