You know how kids will follow the line of text with their finger so they don't lose their place? Well, it looks like Edwina is doing that with her nose. She's trying so hard to concentrate on "real" news that she doesn't want to lose her place.

That's ok, Edwina, we'll love you whether you're up on the current news or just up on the current comics. And besides, you shouldn't be bothering your pretty little head with such things. Where's the fashion section - that's what our Lady Edwina should be reading.