Quit complaining!! LOL. Try a Sphynx that walks up to you and sticks his naked keester in your face. Good ole stinkboy Moo does that very thing. It's usually AFTER he's gone to the kittybox. And with no fur to hide his "winky", it is NOT a pleasant site. But I know he loves me.

Of course, then there's the gaseous beast Eli who insists on sleeping with his butt in your face and cutting the cheese while you sleep Talk about chemical warfare!!!