If he talks like a duck... why, he must be... a cat!

I suspect that few COTD people and critters realize that the Frostfrog, notwithstanding his name and status within the amphibian world, is actually a duck in human disguise. This is a secret I have shared with few people, but now I share it with all of you - but I do ask that you keep it to yourselves and tell no one, for I would not want to get in trouble with the master duck, who sent me on my mission here among humans.

How wonderful it would be for me to get together with Spooky! Oh, the conversations we would have - and all in duck!

Well, perhaps a "meow" or two here and there would not be so bad.

Do you know which dialect Spooky speaks? Mallard? Wood? Bufflehead? King Eider? It doesn't really matter, for us ducks all understand one another - except in those cases where we don't and that usually has more to do with personality than with any petty differences in language.