Originally posted by neko1
Tama is the master at doing that. I think I see his butt more than I see his face when he sits on me. He's even got the nickname assyssinian. I just bought some groom aid from work to make his butt smell better. I sprayed it on him last night and he wouldn't come near me for an hour. But then he forgave me, and sat on my lap with his fresh smelling butt in my face again.....
Assyssinian..........
ROTFL! He was probably mad because you eliminated his "signature scent"
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Mine does this too, but thankfully, the butt is not in close proximity to my face; usually about a foot away. Still not a pretty sight, so I usually grab his tail and pull it down over the winking cyclops. He's got that anal gland problem too, so his keester is especially stinky at close range
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I remember an incident with my RB girl kitty, Leticia - she was all over me whenever I slept, and would especially like to lay ON my head, face, or chest. If I woke up slightly and noticed her there, I would give her a kiss and a pet and drift back off. Well, one night, I was all puckered up and ready to kiss her before I (thankfully) realized that it was her BUTT in my face - I noticed something wrong when I didn't feel any whiskers around my intended target.........
The legend says that Mohammed adored cats. When one of them was sleeping on his sleeve and he had to go out, Mohammed supposedly cut off the sleeve so as not to disturb his pet.
A righteous man regardeth the life of his beast - Proverbs 12:10
How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven. - Robert A. Heinlein
What greater gift than the love of a cat? ~ Charles Dickens
There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person. - Dan Greenberg
If purring could be encapsulated, it'd be the most powerful anti-depressant on the market. ~Alexis F. Hope
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