LOL that is hilarious, I'd love to see the look on someones face when told that!For all of us that are tired of people asking "when are you going to have children?"
The last time someone asked me that I said "My husband and I are too ugly, we're not allowed to have children
as a kid, a favorite thing to do was go knocking on doors or ring the bell, and then run! of course this had to be done late at night!
I remember one time we (my friend and me) really did not like a certain girl so we picked her house, and we did that about 3 times, about 20 minutes apart. her dad was so mad the last time he walked outside and said, whoever you are you better hope I don't catch you!
I never egged anyones house but did toilet paper one house.
I also remember that there was this one store, and they had a window, if you put money in the candy machines, those 1 cent , 5 cent, 25 cent etc. and nothing came out, you could go to the window and they would give you your money back....well we would do that without having PUT the money in! we said we had!
another time at church this lady in front of us had a big hat on, and my friend got some paper and crumbled up several little pieces, about half the size of a pea, then she sprinkled them all over the ladys hat! I didn't do it but I watched
also we would call people, random from the phone book, it had to be a couple listed, and the ones where the woman answered, we would try to sound sexy and ask for the guy by name. who are we? well this is ---and he was suposed to be here by now, or we'd say something like that!
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