"Forking the Lawn"....Plastic forks ALL OVER someone's lawn....Spelling innapropiate things with them on the lawn is optional.
I grew up in a small town in the Pacific Northwest named Forks. Seemed fitting and since they measure the rainfall there in "Feet" instead of inches Toilet Paper was a mess to clean up. Hey at least I was thoughtful Vandal... I helped to aerate the lawn!


Amazinly, RICHARD the Forks PD loved me, so no Police Escort. Must have been someoneelse's "Evil Heathen"....would have been fun. I always wanted play with the siren.