Hello Rupert
Well, Rupert, I am going to tell you what an adorable little fluffball you are in your picture. I am sure that you are even more beautiful now that you are older and have grown into those big ears and big golden eyes. Cats do have to endure such indignities as being nuzzled, having our gifts rejected, and being forbidden to play with toes. And the breakfast bar is such a good place to observe the behavior of your humans. I hope that a new friend eventually comes to live with you.