Crazy Charlie, the used-car dealer, was out to break
all sales records with his "like new" models.
A large sign in his window announced: "A Blonde Free
With Each Car."

A delighted young wolf plunked down his cash and, hot
with anticipation, drove his newly won blonde out into
the country. He parked, gave her a couple of
preliminary kisses, and whispered a suggestion in her
ear.

She shook her head, smiled, and said, "You got that
when you bought this car."