Dearest Reggie, what a stroke of luck to be in the right place at the right time! I myself would like to be adopted into such a family of animal lovers.

Once again, our COTD is sporting a glorious specimen of a tail--so fuzzy, so long, so muscular! You, Handsome Reggie, could find work anywhere as a bottle washer with a tail like that. Not that I espouse hiring out a pet--you already have an important job, Reggie, just being yourself, and it's quite obvious that you are doing a great job at it!