A young man came home from the office and found his bride sobbing
convulsively. "I feel terrible," she told him. "I was pressing
your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers."

"Forget it," consoled her husband. "Remember that I've got an
extra pair of pants for that suit."

"Yes, and it's lucky you have," said the woman, drying her
eyes. "I used them to patch the hole."