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> > FIRST DEGREE
> >
> > A married couple were asleep when the phone rang
> > at 2 in the morning.
> > The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the
> > phone, listened a moment
> > and
> > said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from
> > here!" and hung up.
> >
> > The husband said, "Who was that?"
> > The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting
> > to know if the coast
> > Is
> > clear."
> >
> > SECOND DEGREE
> > Two blondes are walking down the street. One
> > notices a compact on the
> > sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens
> > it, looks in the
> > mirror
> > and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."
> > The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So
> > the first blonde hands
> > her
> > the compact. The second one looks in the mirror
> > and says, "You dummy,
> > it's me!"
> >
> > THIRD DEGREE
> > A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on
> > her, so she goes out
> > and
> > buys a gun. She goes to his apartment
> > unexpectedly and when she opens
> > the
> > door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
> > Well, the blonde is
> > really
> > angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun,
> > and as she does so,
> > she
> > is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and
> > puts it to her head. The
> > boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
> > The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
> >
> > FOURTH DEGREE
> > A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of
> > state capitals. She
> > proudly
> > says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
> > A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of
> > Wisconsin?"
> > The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
> >
> > FIFTH DEGREE
> > What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told
> > her she was pregnant?
> > "Is it mine?"
> >
> > SIXTH DEGREE
> > Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA
> > freshman, sat in her US
> > government class. The professor asked Bambi if
> > she knew what Roe vs.
> > Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then
> > finally said, "That
> > was
> > the decision George Washington had to make
> > before he crossed the
> > Delaware."
> >
> > SEVENTH DEGREE
> > Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked
> > to find her house
> > ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the
> > police at once and
> > reported
> > the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the
> > call on the radio, and
> > a
> > K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to
> > respond. As the K-9
> > officer
> > approached the house with his dog on a leash,
> > the blonde ran out on
> > the
> > porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his
> > dog, then sat down on
> > the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she
> > moaned, "I come home to
> > find all my possessions stolen. I call the
> > police for help, and what
> > do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman."