My dog Patches (coonhound/pitbull mix) chewed up a blue ink pen in the middle of my off-white living room carpet! When I walked in the door my German Shepard was already in his crate cuz he knew there was going to be trouble. And there was Patches.....sitting on the couch looking as innocent as could be......with blue ink splotches all over her mouth and front paws!

I just cried. Then I pulled up the carpet and found hardwood floors underneath!