Well there is a topic about Michael Jackson going around, so I've got a M.J. joke for ya.

Once a little boy asked his father about God. He said, "Dad, is God black or white?" The father replied, "Both." Then they boy asked, "Is God a woman or a man?" The father replied, "Both." Then they boy asked, "Dad, is God Michael Jackson?"

LOL!

**Of course sorry if I offended anyone in any way with this joke, I thought it was pretty funny.**