Hey I made up this thing for English class that kinda goes along with this topic so I'll post it. We had to write for 5 minutes about cats so heres what I came up with:

A Kitten

Kittens.... hmmm.... Everybody always considers kittens cute and cuddly right? Well I'm gonna tell you about a couple that aren't. Ever heard of Saint the Kitten? Of course you haven't! I just made that up!Saint the Kittens day is held on June 1st. Do you know why we've never been invited to a saint the kittens day party? Because its for cats ONLY! You see all the adults are at work and the kids are at school. Its the perfect time to celebrate! Kittens all gather together and eat their favorite cat food. Close your eyes and picture this in your head. Cats walking around on their two hind legs. They have those little red cups in their hands drinking pop. Some cats are sitting down on a couch. Others are talking to their cat buddies. Keep in mind this is all going on inside your house while your gone.Ok now put your hand up close to your face, close enough that you can see your palm lines. Do they spell cat? This is all made up so smack yourself in the head and laugh!!

Ha! Pretty good huh? I made that all up!