Originally posted by trisha0503
Candy - what should we do? Missy is only 1 1/2 yr old, and if i'm not mistaken, Dusty will only turn 2 on May... Imagine, they are not even 14 years old in human age

Missy doesn't know how to cook... she doesn't know how to clean the house.. don't know how to iron dress and operate the washing machine .. she doesn't wash the dishes...

all she does is sleep, eat, play,spread her legs for a tummy rub, sleep,eat, play,spread her legs for a tummy rub, sleep,eat , play and spread her legs for a tummy rub!

How can she even be a good 'dogwife'

PLEASE HELP ME!!!
Mrz future Mum in lawz,
Thiz iz Dusty. I reallyz lovz your Mizzy very much and wantz to marry her! I dozn't care if Mizzy canz cook or not. My mum feedz me outz of a bag anywayz so who needz to cookz?? Not muchz houze cleanin is donez on my behalfz either. Vacumn getz run a couple of timez a week but thatz it! I don'tz wear dressz so no ironin needz done for me either! Only dishez needz done is the one dog bowl every nowz and then. My foodz iz dry so it don'tz make no mezz.

And I dozn't seez whatz wrong with sleep, eat, play and spread legs for tummy rubz! I can makez it eazy on you by rubbin her belly more so you don'tz have to. I think she haz a pretty belly!

I really thinkz Mizzy will be a great wife! If we live in Pettalkville we will have lotz of friendz who will help uz out if nezzessary. I know we are both young unz still so would it makez you feel better if we have a sort of lengthy engagementz? Sayz about 6 monthz?

Sinzerely,
Dusty