There were 3 men who immigrated to the US. They got off the boat and each set out to learn English.

The first guy goes into a music store and he learns to say "me me me meeeee"

The second guy goes into a silver store and learns to say "forks & knives, forks& knives, forks & knives"

And the third guy goes into the candy store and learns to say "goody goody gum-drops, goody goody gum-drops"

So they meet together at the end of the day and are walking down the street, when they come to a dead man laying in the road. They are horrified!

All of a sudden, a police officer comes running up. "Who killed this man?"

The first man says, "me me me me me"

The cops shouts "What did you kill him with?"

The second man says, "forks & knives, forks & knives, forks & knives."

The cop couldn't believe that they were so blatant about it, so he said, "You know you have to go to jail for this, don't you?"

The third man replies, "Goody goody gum-drops, goody goody gum-drops"