Kids Advice on Love and Marriage

WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE
TO GET MARRIED??

"Eighty-four! Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore,
and you can spend all your time loving each other in your
bedroom." (Judy, 8)

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS
SOMEONE??

"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy
her a big ring and a VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the
wedding.' (Darby,7)

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE
OR MARRIED??

"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
somebody to clean up after them!" (Lynette, 9)

CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS
BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE

"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do
with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so
popular." (Jan, 9)

HOW DO PEOPLE IN LOVE
TYPICALLY BEHAVE?

"Mooshy -- like puppy dogs -- except puppy dogs don't wag their
tails nearly as much." (Arnold, age 10)

ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE
IS LIKE

"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life."(Roger,9)

CONCERNING WHY LOVERS
OFTEN HOLD HANDS

"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they
paid good money for them." (Dave, 8)

CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS
ABOUT LOVE

"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I
have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls
keep finding me." (Bobby, 8)

THE PERSONAL QUALITIES
NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER

"One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills."
(Ava, 8)

SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE
A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU

"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get
attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love."(Alonzo,9)

HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO
ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A
RESTAURANT ARE IN LOVE??

"It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire.
They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts
are...on fire." (Christine , 9)

HOW WAS KISSING INVENTED?

"I know one reason that kissing was created. It makes you feel
warm all over, and they didn't always have electric heat or
fireplaces or even stoves in their houses." (Gina, age 8)

HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS

"You can have a big rehearsal with your Barbie and Ken dolls."
(Julia, age 7)

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO
KISS SOMEONE?

"It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you.
That's why I stopped doing it." (Jean, 10)

HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE

"Don't forget your wife's name.It will mess up the love.(Roger,8)