Dearest Roxey,

Ladybird and I have talked, and I believe we are to remain just close friends. I cannot resist your stunning blue eyes and gorgeous husky looks.

I was going to send you a dozen roses, but I was afraid you might get a thorn in your mouth when you chewed them. So please accept this gift instead. I hope you will have as much fun ripping their insides out as I do.


With all my love,

Nebo XOXOXO