Since this is the thread for posting gross stuff - here's what happened to me last night.

Go to bed midnight, toss, turn, toss, turn finally got up and watched TV till 2am. Finally tired, I went back to bed and Max hopped up and took up his usual spot of right beside the pillow, an inch from my head.

4:15am - woke to hear Max gagging (and you know what that means!) Rather than jumping down from the bed, he took it upon himself to share his bodily functions with me on the bed. Talk about projectile!! It hit my face and all over the bottom sheet and his whole dinner came up!

Got outta bed, washed myself up, wiped up excess "stuff", changed the sheets on the bed, then washed up Max (poor boy, he had it all down his bib!)

Whose tired after that! While watching TV again, he had to "go" and I mean "go"! After that I had to clean his bummy off. By this time it's going on 5:30am so I decided stay up. Headed out the door for work at 7:30am.

And with all this I still wouldn't give them up for the world!