This is the funniest thread! I'm laughing so hard there's tears in my eyes.

I have a couple gross ones for you.

Grossout #1: Mobius drools so bad at the vet that her carrier looks like a St. Bernard was in it.

Grossout #2: My first cat Mischief had a hairball problem. She used to sleep on my head. Not 5 minutes after I woke up she let go a HUGE *Black* on the pillow where my head would have been. That would have been a great excuse for being late to work: "I have to wash cat hurl out of my hair!"