None of this is grossing me out; in fact, I'm sitting here laughing my heiny off at these stories! If you have kids, either fur or skin, you're going to have things spewing out of both ends to deal with. I especially love the description of "poop-on-a-rope" from T&P's mom -

My daughter and I often laugh about how we ALWAYS manage to start a disgusting topic of conversation at dinnertime. Never on purpose, but somehow it always strays there. I'm not too squeamish, at least not enough to make me stray from my one true love (food) .