Norman and his blonde wife live in Buffalo, NY, the snow capital of
> > the U.S.
> >
> > One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the
> > announcer
> >
> > say, "We are going to have 3 to 4 inches of snow today. You must
> > park your
> >
> > car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get
> >
> >
> > through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
> >
> >
> >
> > A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer
> > says, "We
> >
> > are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow today. You must park your car on
> > the odd
> >
> > numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
> > Norman's wife
> >
> > goes out and moves her car again.
> >
> >
> >
> > The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio
> > announcer
> >
> > says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must
> >
> > park...........", then the electric power goes out. Norman's wife
> > says,
> >
> > "Honey, I don't know what to do." Norman says, "Why don't you just
> > leave it
> >
> > in the garage this time?"