Boots sez he aint so wurried bout da K-Juze - gotz it burried inna hiz bag of sand fur da porta-box.
Hez a lil konsurned bout whut ta do iffa Sekuritee Folkz tell him hez gotta take off da *BOOTZ* affore he goz thru da Xeray boof...
Yippee, Boots is going to the party! And that is a problem if they ask you to take off your boots, Boots. Just tell them they can check between your pads if they want, but you're NOT takin' em off and if they insist ask to see the head of sekuritee and splain to them how you're an honest US catizen on his way to a birfday partee, and how your dad is a volunteer fireguy serving his fellow peoples of the good ol' US of A and that should get you through.

And, hey, how 'bout this one, Lut, he's bringing his own sandy box!