Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring & good-looking?

A. They already have boyfriends.


Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A. A widow.


Man Says To God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God's Reply: "So you would love her."

Man: "But God, why then did you make her so dumb?"

God: "So she would love you."