Dear Jasper,

Oh, he walked into the party like he was walking onto a yacht, his tux strategicaly furred and jewels upon his bod ... YEWR SO VAIN...

Heavens, no!! Just appreciative of your own great worth, of course! You are a very handsome, loving fur-baby and it's our delight to great you as our own Cat of the Day, today, handsome Jasper!